100 Interesting Things by thefuguestate, literature
Literature
100 Interesting Things
100 Things More Interesting than Magnetometry (in rhyming couplet)
1. Looking at Deviant Art's features
2. Poking small defenceless creatures
3. Cracker jokes
4. A Banksy hoax
5. Sex or casual masturbation
6. Archaeological excavation
7. Watching a clever movie
8. Curling with her under the duvet
9. Drawing a cool picture
10. Drinking straight from the pitcher
11. Thrashing someone at chess
12. Lingering on that last caress
13. Eating large quantities of ice cream
14. Doing your part on the hockey team
15. Learning about how to win an historical fight
16. Ripping the piss out of the far right
17. Pond dipping
18. Cow tippin
In My Wallet
Membership to a gay club in Sheffield. It has a rainbow on the back. Equivocal memories. Someone would always cry. I think I still have it because I like people to see how liberal and open-minded I am. How contrived.
A debit card. A Tesco club card. £10 note.
Blood donor card. Why is that there? Perhaps I forgot to take it out.
Photo of Helen: because shes one of my best friends.
Photo of Catrin: because I loved her and shes still one of my best friends.
Photo of Hazel: because I loved her and shes still one of my best friends.
Absent, photo of Sam: what happened to this picture? Did I take it out wh
The New Job
Eight pints down, eight pints down with a new girl,
Think we left there shouting,
Left there in a whirl,
Eight pints down; oh, if only I hadnt stopped counting!
Went for a curry, went for a curry with a bottle of bubbly,
Think we paid? It was well hot.
Forty quid! But the wine was lovely,
Went for a curry, think we paid? Perhaps not
She gave me a spliff, gave me a spliff but no light,
Had to use the cooker to spark the grass,
An electric hob took twenty minutes alright,
She gave me a spliff; oh, if only Id used the gas!
Went to her room, went to her room, stomach a bit ick,
Too much of a funny